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What if Mrs. Everdeen had an afair with Mr. Mellark, and Prim is actually Peeta’s half-sister? And that’s why he (Mr. Mellark) was going to keep her stomach full? And that’s why Mrs. Mellark hates Katniss so much. And Mrs. Everdeen never told her husband the truth, and that’s why she get so depressed after he died. And that’s why she keeps running away.
I think you just broke Suzanne Collins.
I think you just broke the fandom
Good. First the fandom. Then the world.
That kind of make sence, ‘cause that’s why Prim is blond and doesn’t have the miner-look like Katniss and Gale. OMG
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This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
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Welcome, welcome, to the first annual Hunger Games Giveaway provided to you by Mar from nostoryhasanending. Volunteer as tribute and make sure you join in on the bloodbath in Tumblrcopia before June 15th.
The Prizes
- A journal with your district as the cover.
- A NECA Mockingjay pin.
- One of the two t-shirts as shown above, either in size S, M or L.
- The Hunger Games Tribute Guide and The Hunger Games: Songs from District 12 and Beyond album.
- Either ‘The Hunger Games’, ‘Catching Fire’ or ‘Mockingjay’ in paperback.
Rules
- MUST BE FOLLOWING ME (nostoryhasanending) as this is a giveaway for my followers. I will check.
- Reblog to have a chance to win everything above. You can reblog as many times as you’d like.
- LIKES DOESN’T COUNT!
- You must be willing to give your shipping address away to me.
- I can ship internationally.
- The winner will be randomly “reaped” through random.org.
- This giveaway will end on June 15th 2012. The winner will be contacted through their ask box so make sure you allow people to ask you questions, otherwise I will pick someone else.
* The pictures above is NOT the actual items you will get. I will order everything new for the winner once he/she has chosen the t-shirt, journal and book.
Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favour!
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